SOUTHLAKE, Texas (KETK) – A Texas city’s Department of Public Safety office has put an identity theft suspect on blast using social media.
On Tuesday, Southlake DPS called out Crystal Ladawn Finley through a hilarious Facebook post.
The post can be read in full below:
Dearest Crystal Ladawn Finley,
What’s been up?! We’ve obvi been looking all over for you! You’ve been laying low since we last saw you, which was using an innocent Southlake victim’s identity to open up credit cards in person at a ton of stores in the metroplex. Luckily, the loss prevention guys prevented you from getting too much property, amiright?! You opened up those accounts at Z Gallerie, Victoria’s Secret, At Home, Ashley Furniture, Best Buy, Home Depot, and Jared (the galleria of jewelry, nonetheless).
Each one of those store’s security cameras caught you with your red tattooed lips on the right side of your neck 💋, your right armed sleeve tats, and you driving your friend’s red Jeep with the Texas license plate KGB8529. And, OMG, we heard you were in an accident in Dallas and hope you’re ok (even though you provided a fake ID to the other involved party).
We also know you allegedly committed all the crimes while what a witness described as “extremely pregnant.”
SO! Here’s the scoop. We have the warrant and we are letting all of our besties know what you’ve been up to. You’re welcome to reach out to Detective Ellis who is working this case at firstname.lastname@example.org and he will totes fill you in!
Gurl, CALL ME.
According to Finley’s Facebook pages (she has two), she is 33-years-old.
She also makes frequent posts referencing everything from worshiping and praising God, to how much she enjoys going to the strip club.
If you happen to know of Finley’s whereabouts, please contact Southlake DPS.